Blog Stalk and Fawk You Friday!

Y'all already know my favorite cousin (you know, the slutty Nascar loving one) CB, right?  Of course you do, everyone knows that crazy whore.  What you may not know about her is that she is fickle!  Oh so fickle!

Ashley has decided to make a bit of a change to Blog Stalk Friday this week, because there are all kinds of people linking up that don't read or understand the rules of Blog Stalk Friday.  Since CB is a little fire cracker this makes her angry.  Trust me, you won't like he when she's angry.  Well, I like her when she's angry, cause it's kind of hot but that's just me.

So she's wanting us to try to get some new people to link up with Blog Stalk Friday this week.  So if you've never linked up head on over to One Crazy Brunette Chick and do it!  Oh, and tell her that her favorite Ashlee with two E's sent you, you might get some brownie points or maybe even some purple monkey balls or something cool like that!

Now, on to Fawk You Friday which is hosted by every ones favorite pair of Boobies...oh, and their owner Jana and her fabulous co-hostess Christy from I'm Just Sayin'!

1. Fawk you to anyone who thinks that I can't be a good parent because I say cunt, whore, bitch, shit, damn and/or the many variations of fuck.  Last I checked my use of language didn't have fuck all to do with my being a Mommy, and trust me I'm a damn good Mommy to my boys -- I dare anyone to stand in front of me and say that I'm not to my face!
2. Fawk you to liars who try to scam people or Churches out of money.  You might be able to pay your bills and all that if you didn't spend so much money on prescription drugs from your favorite local street pharmacist and liquor.  You might even be able to buy your kids the things that they need too!  Just sayin'!
3. Fawk you to anyone who abuses their children or any child or children for that matter.  
4. A special Fuck You going out to Elisa Baker who wrote a fake ransom note when her step-daughter was reported missing.  DSS had been to their house many times and their own family reported them in hopes of getting little Zahra out of that house of hell.  Elisa had forced Zahra to stay in her room, and Zahra was often seen with a black eye and bruises and cuts on her body.  She had lost a leg from childhood bone cancer and had lung cancer as well.  That stupid bitch was abusing that beautiful little girl while she had cancer.  Zahra had a beautiful smile, and was fighting for her life against cancer only to be abused by an uncaring step-mother and lose her life to the hands of the very people who were supposed to protect her.  (the parents haven't been charged, but the dogs hit on both family cars as well as an industrial wood chipper and a pile of mulch.)  I am sickened by this story and by this woman and her husband.  I hope that they can find Zahra so that she can have a proper burial and rest in peace!  She was a beautiful child who deserved to be treated so much better!
5. Fawk You to Conan O'Brien for ignoring my tweets and my polite request that he follow me back.  Fawk Conan for being a twitter snob!
6. Fawk You to anyone who isn't willing to get on board with my Stick Money Revolution!
7. Fawk You Sons of Anarchy, for being so addictive that I stayed up half the night watching!

Blog Stalk & Fawk You Friday!

 

It's Blog Stalk Friday with my favorite cousin, even if she's a crazy brunette whore!  Which means link up, if you're not boring so non-bad asses need not apply.  Trust me, it won't be pretty if she thinks you shouldn't be linking up, she hates that!

And of course, we all love a little bit of Fawk You on Friday, so I'm hooking up with one of my favorite ladies, Jana, to give you just that!

Now, onto my Fawk You's for the week:

1.)  Fawk You to ANYONE who wants to call my Ange a 'stupid bitch' or any other ignorant term like that.  How effing childish is that?  Could you really not think of anything better to say?  Oh, and Fawk You for also implying that she's a drunk or a drug addict and is not trust worthy or is not sane enough to fully comprehend the situation because of that asinine assumption you made about her, she just had SURGERY, which means that yes, she is on pain medication.

2.)  Fawk You to people who get on Ange about being "Three sheets to the wind" and question her reading comprehension when they don't even acknowledge the basics of spelling and grammar themselves.  Let he who is without a blog post you can barely understand cast the first stone!  (=

3.)  Fawk You to anyone who willingly deceives the public by not correcting misinformation that makes their plight look worse.  That's not cool.  Not cool at all.

4.)  Fawk You to anyone who questions any of the people who not only wanted to help, but jumped up and went out of our way to help when Gucci told us about this situation or our integrity.  Who are you to question our motives?  Weren't you the one letting us all believe you were forced out of a nice comfy home and into your RV?  So, madam, I have the right to question your integrity, but you ma'am, you do not get to question mine, or anyones for that matter!  Thank you very much!

5.)  Fawk you to the economy for being so bad.  It's been so hard for Justin to find a job, which is also in part due to the small town we live in, which also is deserving of a Fawk You!  That man has tried everything, and has since decided to enlist in the Army, with the help of that 'stupid bitch' Ange, and her husband, of course.  So thank you, not fawk you, to them.

6.)  Fawk You to money.  Can't we just pay for shit with stick money.  Seriously, I've thought this out, the size of the stick is in direct relation to how much it's worth.  Think about it people, sticks are way more useful than dollar bills.  Can you bludgeon an attacker with a dollar bill if the need arises?  I think not!  Can you light a bunch of 50's on fire when you get cold while feeling assured that you can just go outside and pick up a bunch more 50 dollar bills when you're done?  I think not!  Can you rescue a drowning man with a 100 dollar bill when the situation presents itself?  Again, I think not!  See where I'm going with this?  It's just all around more convenient, right?

7.)  Fawk You to passive agressive people who have a lot to say about people, but lack the nerve to say it to people directly.  I do not understand this, at all.  I probably never will understand this.  Crazy!

8.)  Fawk you to Ange & MissC, because they make me want a boob job.  Bitches!  (I said no one else could call my Ange a bitch, certainly not a stupid one, but she loves me so I can!)  You know what, I'm going to throw Jana in on this Fawk You as well, because that hooker has been making me want a boob job for years.  You people are so mean to me!! 

Blog Stalk & Fawk You Friday!

I'm linking up with my favorite crazy bitch today, CB, for her Blog Stalk Friday. 

And of course  I have to link up with my girl J for Fawk You Friday as well, since it's one of my most favoritest MeMe's of the week!

Blog Stalk & Fawk You Friday

It's one day and two awesome blog hop's!  The first of which is hosted by my skank whore cousin from KS -- none other that every bloggers favorite Crazy Brunette, who I fucking LOVE!  Wanna know why?  Do ya?

Because she named little ole me as her CB Slut of the Week! My award!

That's not the first award that CB has given to me though, since I posted for her by the way I have also gotten this one:

Blog Stalk Friday & another Guest Post for CB!

It's Blog Stalk Friday!  Yay!  I already linked up, I would have had my post up sooner but I was busy over at CB's blog guest posting again, so go check that out.  While you're at it head over to Mama Still Wear's Gucci, she's hosting this week, to link up with CB's Blog Stalk Friday too!

I will be adding my Fawk You's here shortly, then I am probably taking the rest of Friday off to do my birthday thang!  I'm officially 25 now people!

It's Blog Stalk Friday, Bitch!

So I'm linking up with Ashley, or as many of you know her the craziest fucking brunette ho-bitch that you've ever had the pleasure (or the displeasure if you've managed to provoke her) of meeting!  She's awesome, angry, foul mouthed and totally hawt!  So here I am, hooking up with her formerly fuck-tastic meme via Steph's Blog Babes Rockin Mami!   So check them out if you haven't heard of them before, because they'll rawk your effing faces off!

Shout out to one of my fave ladies Jana as well, because I am participating in Fawk You Friday!  So, onto my Fawk You list: