Blog Stalk & Fawk You Friday

It's one day and two awesome blog hop's!  The first of which is hosted by my skank whore cousin from KS -- none other that every bloggers favorite Crazy Brunette, who I fucking LOVE!  Wanna know why?  Do ya?

Because she named little ole me as her CB Slut of the Week! My award!

That's not the first award that CB has given to me though, since I posted for her by the way I have also gotten this one:

The Outstanding Blogger Award

Another award?  For little ole' me?  You're too kind, far too kind!  What makes this award special is that it comes from the academy of my peers, and by the academy of my peers I mean Colleen over at Adventures of a Small Town Girl.  Also by special, I mean just like the rest of them because they all come from my bloggy peers.  Though I am genuinely flattered by this award just based on it's name of The Outstanding Blogger Award.  That means someone, at least one person out there thinks I am an outstanding blogger!  Which is awesome, if you ask me.  Though I am still on the look out for Kanye, because this one has the word outstanding in the title so you know that he would be interested in this one.  I'm also watching out for Courtney Love, as much as I care for her music I'm also aware that she blogs and I'm almost certain that she would go the way of Kanye and try to steal my glory and the natural high of my receiving an award.  I'm just putting it out there as a warning, not a threat, but we aren't no Taylor Swift chicks 'round here so lay one hand on my mic and I'm smacking you with it.  Did you hear that Kanye..same goes for you Courtney, I'm just trying to keep it real.  (=

Thank you so much Colleen for bestowing this award on my blog, it really does mean a lot to me!  You have to picture me saying that in my southern accent while a single tear falls from my eye because I'm so overwhelmed with emotion at having won.  Okay, enough of my misguided acceptance speech, onto the fun part!

1) Thank the person who gave me this award, thanks again Colleen! 
2) Share 7 things about myself.

• I love history.  There are several era's in time that I am obsessive about.
• I'm also obsessive about old Hollywood, I love the movies, the movie start, the glamor that is no longer present in Hollywood today.
• I love make up!  MAC or Wet n Wild it doesn't matter, because I love to play with it, put it on and try new things!  I'm like a kid in a candy store.
• My husband and I plan to adopt a baby one day, and I'm really excited about it!
• I collect Catholic iconography, I especially love the Spanish influenced items.
• I didn't have any pain medication when I gave birth to either of my babies.  Nope, no epi here.  Of course, it did only take me around 2.5 hours to have them from the time my contractions became painful.
• I love Hello Kitty.  No, really...I LOVE Hello Kitty, probably way more than any 5 year old girl ever has!
• My toe nails are currently painted Lime Green!

Yes, I know that is eight random facts about myself, I threw the last one in because I prefer even numbers to odd ones!

3. Pass it on!

I will be giving this award to:

Single Infertile FemaleLindsey
Babes Rockin Mami
Jana
Shawna
Mama Hen
Getting Kinda Crunchy
Jessica

I hope you girls enjoy the award as much as I enjoy your blogs! (=

I & Follow me back Tuesday and awards

I love Jana, she's amazing, witty, amusing, witty and she runs a freaking uh-mae-zing blog, it doesn't hurt that she quite possibly the only person who has more "stripper shoes" and stilettos than I do and will discuss completely misogynistic rap songs with me, but I digress..wait, where was I? Oh yeah, I love Jana which means that I love Follow Me Back Tuesday and in turn that means that I think you should check it out. It's my favorite, fo sho!

I've got some awards that need passing on, since I'm a procrastinator I haven't done this yet. Why? I haven't the slightest, but I do love them. They appeal to my slightly narcissistic nature and allow me to say "Why yes, I am awesome, aren't I" while my 3 year old rolls his eyes and my husband laughs at me. I'm just glad Kanye isn't around to jump on stage and try to steal my thunder. Not that there's really all that much thunder to steal from around here, but still he's probably the biggest attention whore since Courtney Love. I have a feeling that he's the kinda' guy that would rip the "My kid is an honor roll student" sticker right off the back of a mini-van if there were enough paparazzi around for it to cause a scene and a bit of media buzz. There I go getting off subject again!

I have two awards to say my thank yous for and pass on, and I truly am freakishly excited to have received them! They make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, and I definitely appreciate them very much!

The first I got from Mama Hen over at Mama's Little Chick, she's a doll and I totally love her.  Thank you so much for giving me this award! (= I like reading her blog because she is an amazing writer and she's got this way of making me all emotional!  She has the most adorable baby girl as well, Little Chick is such a cutie...oh and I'm still trying to figure out who her rockstar, grammy winning ex-boyfriend is!

I will be passing on the One Lovely Blogger Award to Jana from Boobies, Babies & a Blog,  Ashley from L.A. Birdies Laugh @ Life, Tiffany from Stilettos and a Stroller x 3, Lindsey from Total Lindsanity, Michelle from Mommy Loves Stilettos, Karine from Life of a Slightly Crunchy SAHM of Drama Queens,  Danielle from Getting Kinda Crunchy and last but not least Jessica from Piece of Me!

A great friend of mine who writes Stilettos and a Stroller x 3, Tiffany, gave me this award!  She's one of my very best friends in the world, I love her to death.  I'm pretty sure my son is going to marry one of her daughters because they talk on the phone all the time and it's just about the cutest thing ever.  Thank you so much Tiff, you're the best friend anyone could ask for!

I will be passing on the Trendy Blogger Award to basically the same people from before, Jana from Boobies, Babies & a Blog,  Ashley from L.A. Birdies Laugh @ Life, Lindsey from Total Lindsanity, Michelle from Mommy Loves Stilettos, Karine from Life of a Slightly Crunchy SAHM of Drama Queens,  Danielle from Getting Kinda Crunchy , Jessica from Piece of Me and The Alternative Housewife from, yep...you guessed it, Alternative Housewife!