Saturday, September 4, 2010

Sexy Sunday

Welcome to week two of Sexy Sunday, hosted by me and three of the loveliest ladies I know Jana, Steph & Ange!  If you want to play along all you have to do is write a post about your most embarrassing sexual moment and then link up at one of the hosts blogs.

Next weeks topic will be announced later today!

Now, to write about my most embarrassing sexual moment!

*note -  Obviously I am talking about sex and things of that nature.  So if you're not into that kinda thing or if you're under 18 then please don't click the Read More link!  Thanks!

When my husband and I first started dating I was in high school.  After I graduated high school I went to college, which meant that Justin and I couldn't see each other as much as we used to, which also meant that we weren't having sex.  I was a virgin when I met Justin, and when I moved to the dorm we had only been having sex for a few weeks.  Yep, that's right I made him wait for it, for a fairly long while.

Anyway, extremely I dropped out of college and moved home.  Between me working and Justin still being in school and my Dad not knowing that I was dating Justin that meant we still didn't get to see each other a lot.  Which meant that we were having phone sex.  Yes, my most embarrassing moment has to do with having phone sex with my then boyfriend when I was barely 18 years old.

So one night we were having phone sex, and it was super late.  Maybe 2 or 3 am, something around there.  My Dad goes to bed at 11:00 and wakes up at 6.  Always has, probably always will, so I thought I was safe.  Now I don't know what happened, I don't know if he woke up and came into the kitchen to get something or if he heard me all the way across the house, I'm betting on the former because even all these years later the latter is just far to embarrassing for me to stand to think about.  Either way he heard me having phone sex with Justin.  Yep!  That's right!  He heard me, his daughter!

Anyway, he knocked on my door and then opened it.  Panic sets in on my part.  Thank God I'm under my covers.  PANIC!  I'm freaking out.  He asks if I'm okay.  I'm like ummm...sorts.  He says what's wrong with you.  I stomach hurts.  Justin is on the other end of the phone like What's wrong with you?  Your stomach hurts?  Wait did I just hear your Dad? Then he asks who I'm talking to.  Remember, he doesn't know that I'm dating Justin.  I tell him I'm on the phone with Kristy, my long time best friend.  He asks if I'm gonna be okay and I tell him yeah, just leave me  alone and that I don't feel good.  Then he tells me to try to get some sleep and feel better and leaves my room.

All of that went down within a minute of time, but it is one minute of my life that I do not care to ever relive.  EVER!  I'm sure that he left the room thinking that not only was his daughter in there having phone sex and lying about it, but that she was also a lesbian with her best friend Kristy.  It was horrible!  HORRIBLE!  I don't even want to think about it.

Now you can all tell me about YOUR most embarrassing moment and link up, since you've read my horror story!



Kristy said...

i think my most embarassing moment would have to be when i was having sex with my ex fiance, and had an ovarian cyst rupture...ended up in so much pain that i had to go to the ER but i was in too much pain to get dressed (thankfully I still had on my nightgown but nothing else!) I had to go to the hospital in a nightgown that came down to my knees and nothing else. Literally nothing else, no socks, no panties, no nothing.

I seriously thought i was dying, so my parents came up there and i had to tell my mom what had really happened lol....and i was too embarassed to tell the doctor so i told the female nurse lol

Ashlee @ The Zombie Housewife said...

You should be on Yahoo, or Myspace or Facebook.

I remember you telling me about that. I'm sorry. )=

At least your parents only thought I was sending you evil witch boxes, my Dad probably thought we were gay after that. lol

singedwingangel said...

BWhahaha OK ok wait wait.. let me catch my breath.. and then write my own... on my blog.. I have so many to choose from..

Babes Mami said...

Still hilarious even hearing it a few days later!

dating diva said...

Haha good story. I'll have to start working on my own post.


Shawna said...

Wow, your blog is a lot different than last time I stopped by! Looks like you've made some fun changes. :) I will not be writing about this topic on my blog; it is much too family oriented. :)

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